Erin thinks that twat is tasty

With eating twat she is not hasty.

Erin thinks that tits are trendy

But fear not, she’s not a tool

She’s just a lesbian at Propkins School

(203) Blargh im sorry. if it makes you feel better, corn on the cobs wank off to hamster porn. wait, no, that wont cheer you up. oh well.

(203) Oooooh that makes sense now. Thats why the corpse i raped didnt cry.

(203) “The animals will hear!” bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed plugged his purple middle leg into her festering cunt.

(203) Sorry, sent that to the wrong person.

(203) HEROINE IS MY BEST FRIEND. DONT TAKE HER AWAYYY YOUVE ALREADY TEEKEN MY BABEHHS (203) Oh youre right, that was actually the government

(203) Well you better be willing for a lot cuz im getting my cactus strap on and a team of mexican midgets ready.

Without further ado…

How To Survive Summer

As a few of you know, school is unfortunately ending soon, and everyone has to go home and sit on your bed waiting until the day ends, with the only point to your miserable lives is to wait for wonderful school to start again. Although not being in school may seem like a terrifying task, there are ways to *gasp* enjoy the summer. Shockingly, there are some people that actually do like the summer, and if you are one of these normal people, then I would advise you to stop reading this article right now, and go to something safer. This article may save your life (two months). By listening* to the valuable words, you can get past summer and get back to school like the happy camper you are.
*Disclaimer: Do not actually listen to this article.
There’s your disclaimer. Try to start an angry mob now.

1. The Television
The Television. While others are “enjoying” (yeah right) summer by going outside, you chose to spend you’re time staring at a shiny box. Good choice! While all those other people are walking “outside” (I know scary!) actually moving (oh dear) and by George! They’re even interacting with others. Oh mercy! You, fellow reader, can instead look at a box. It is quite entertaining once you get addicted. You can feel the emotions of characters in some weird life of some nonexistent person, and forget the fact that you are worthless and you smell. So pack you’re bags, bring a few coloring books for the commercials, a couple dozen boxes of donuts, and DON’T FORGET THE REMOTE. You don’t want to have to walk up to the TV again do you?


2. Scaring People,
Many people don’t understand the sheer joy you can get from scaring people. Yes. Go to the streets you brave person. Go to the streets and creep people out like you know you were born to do. A very good way to scare people is simply by staring at them. Just open you’re big ol’ eyes and stare at them. Do not break eye contact. Even better; carry a pad of paper and follow someone around. Scribble something in it every time they make a move. Please note the disclaimer somewhere in the beginning of this article. IF YOU GET THROWN IN JAIL, DON’T BLAME ME. You’re the one listening to an odd article from some creepy person like my grandmother.


3. Go outside!
Just kidding.


4. Fun with you’re bladder
Yes. Us humans take our bladder for granted. Next time you have to go to the bathroom, don’t. Don’t go to the bathroom for a few days. When you finally do go to the bathroom, you will feel such relief, like nothing in the world matters except that you’re bladder is empty. And you know what? It’s true.


5. Twiddle your thumbs
I really don’t know the point to this one. My third grade teacher gave some big lecture on twiddling you’re thumbs. It was something about how you should do that when you’re waiting for something. It might do something valuable to your sole. But if it does then I guess I should have listened more to my third grade teacher.

Guess what? After following these 5 steps, you’re summer is now over and it’s time for school again. Oh Joy!

He remains to this day to be a genius.

Life through the eyes of Charlie Herbert.